Why don't people say Cad anymore?

Today's entry is brought to you by the word cad.

Why cad? Well, there are two main reasons; 1) cad is on the list of words and phrases that I feel aren't used enough anymore (or at all in America) - everyone should make an effort to call someone a cad this week - and 2) I am one... in the sense that I am a "mean and vulgar fellow," not that I am lowbred, presumptuous, or a womanizer. Now, some of the more loyal and generous people out there are hopefully saying, "No, Zach, you're not a cad at all. What are you talking about?" I appreciate it, but I am. I started this nifty blog, spent a long time putting together the image at the top, drafted a mission statement, and then promptly ignored the whole thing for two and a half weeks. I have already failed my own standards, and I am a cad for it. It's okay, it's not a permanent condition - in fact, I am working to de-cadify myself right now. Now that I am thinking of it, I hope to make several entries in relatively quick succession. This will hopefully appease any who are still angry that the last two Sundays have passed by without a post and get me rolling on making regular entries. If this actually happens (keep your fingers crossed) then all will be right with the world.

Unexplained Absence

Hi All,
So I know that I have not updated in... awhile. I have several reasons but most of them aren't valid, except that my computer died for 3-4 days over this last weekend - which of course makes things like updating blogs difficult. Anyway, this is not so much a full fledged entry as it is a promise that there will be such entries in the near future. Everyone heave a collective sigh of relief, more nonsense is forthcoming